My daughter wants to be a stripper, should I let her?

i think its actually illegal for a 16 year old to do that but when she is 18 and no longer a miner i would tell her go for it

- LA15

The Water Babies, A Fairy Tale for a Land Baby

MerchantOregon commented on me singing come home soon (4 seconds ago) "don't let the haters get to you."

4 blocks, 11 rebounds, just go away and leave him alone.

More than these highlights, Disintegration stands alone for its preamble: scant few albums released in the 1980s can boast an opener as grand as "Plainsong", the most breathtaking, shimmering anthem the band ever recorded.

 dogs should stay in forests, unevolved as wolves.

You poured a hundred times for no one...

And I swear I'll never love another one better.

I noticed a dinosaur in the background

I was a lion.

I'm tired of living here in this hotel.

Please leave comments as I find them surreal.
- bezoomyazure
   July 07, 2008

How Old Are You, Amy?

I'm 20. In a year and two months I'll be 21.

Dear Diary

Today I put on Cher's "Believe", did a set of pull ups, and took pictures of myself in the mirror.
I've had time to think it through.

To Whom It May Concern

Now I've got the world swinging from my nuts.

Only you're wide awake.

And he was shaking me.
Laughing real hard.
Like a dream.

Beauty Walks a Razor's Edge

Someday I'll make her mine.

Life On The Tightrope

Dialogue with a seagull.
Here is no why.

Summer Here Kids

Buffalo? Value?
Library!

There is a light

And it never goes out.