I noticed a dinosaur in the background

I was a lion.

I'm tired of living here in this hotel.

Please leave comments as I find them surreal.
- bezoomyazure
   July 07, 2008

How Old Are You, Amy?

I'm 20. In a year and two months I'll be 21.

Dear Diary

Today I put on Cher's "Believe", did a set of pull ups, and took pictures of myself in the mirror.
I've had time to think it through.

To Whom It May Concern

Now I've got the world swinging from my nuts.

Only you're wide awake.

And he was shaking me.
Laughing real hard.
Like a dream.